Here's a nice friendly list of what's been happening within the last month:
My dad got a job scare because the company he worked at was losing money.

My dad got in a crash. No injuries but the front right wheel was hit hard by the jeep leaving a dent big enough to fuck the wheel up hard. He got a replacement car.

A girl I met on WoW mentioned the idea of me meeting her (before you read on, I saw her on webcam and spoke over the phone so no balding overweight 40 year old). She planned for me to meet her up there.

The girl asked her family, only her sister rejected because the girl had never seen me off-line.

Re-arranged for her to come down to my house.

My dad sent the car to a company the insurance company chose for repairs.

My dad got paid £1,000 because the damage was unrepairable.

The girl came to stay. After resting my head on her a lot while watching House, I finally asked her out. She accepted. We kissed with lips, which quickly moved to tongues. We had a little sex, the first time after a few beers (no worries, I wasn't too drunk for it to be shit, it was just enough to give me the guts). She went back up.

My dad's company laid off some people.

I blocked Skybolt and TwilightFox forever. They're alt accounts.

I took the train to her place. We fucked a few times. I lost my wallet with about £50, my credit card, my national insurance card and two top-up cards. Oh, and a card with my pin-number on (it's a very long story why). We had a big freak out twice which nearly fucked everything up. Once when she was constantly paranoid about my sexuality (oh, I'm bisexual). She was worried about how I wanted guys and so on. Finally she calmed down. Another time when I made a joke about her weight (We insult each other a lot) and she took it the wrong way. Deeply considering dumping me. I'd say it's the worse I felt in a good long while. The next morning, she forgave me and we decided to stay together. I went back home.

My dad's company went into administration.

Got my A-Level results. 2 Es and 2 Us. Redoing year 12.

I got a text from the "WoW girl" saying she had tonsillitis. Considering this was about two days after I last met her, there was a fear that I may of got it from her (since she heard you can catch it by kissing). The back of my teeth to the right still hurt but will likely go away soon. She ended up getting time off work and picked some stuff from the pharmacy. She spent the rest of the day throwing up and feeling sick.

I did my first real WoW raid. I wasn't too good but it went surprisingly well.

In the near future (tomorrow), my dad is travelling to Sheffield. I'll be staying down getting drunk (hopefully).

Lately, things have been going insanely fast for me since I am used to the "same shit different day" and usually don't get even close to this much happening in 6 months if not a year. Let alone in one month. Bah, hope things get a little better.

And some music to finish this off.

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Edit: Got drunk while my dad was away. Ended up staying up until 6am thanks to two litres of energy drink. Also consumed most of a large chocolate bar and 12 apple pies. Also drunk over 10 cans. Made a beer-can staff which was quickly taken apart due to my dad arriving home later than day. My dad got paid less than £1,000 due to some bill. He got paid just over £700 instead.