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FOR MANY YEARS AND UNPROVEN REASONS, I HAVE DREAMED OF THE BLOOD OF IRISHMEN. WHAT DID THEY BLEED? I HEARD GUINNESS, I HEARD POTATO JUICES AND I'VE HEARD LIQUID GOLD. TODAY, I FOUND OUT.

I MET AN IRISHMAN TODAY, HIS NAME WAS JAKE, A LOOSE WORD CAME OUTTA HIS MOUTH, SO I STABBED HIM IN THE FUCKING LEG.

HE CRIED AND SCREAMED AS I HELD HIM DOWN, STABBY STABBY STAB, WITH MY PENKNIFE, I THEN GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OF COURSE REMEMBERING TO PAY THE TAB.

SO I LOOKED AT MY KNIFE AND FUCK WAS IT DARK. IT WAS THE BLOOD OF A DEMON. THEN AGAIN, IT WAS NIGHT SO IT WAS HARD TO SEE THE BLOOD OF THAT IRISHMAN.

I GAVE IT A LICK, THE POINT OF MY TONGUE CLEANING THE COLD STEEL OF MY KNIFE. MY THIS WASN'T FUCKING BEER! I YELLED WITH A RAGE. THIS FUCKING COULD PASS OFF AS VINEGAR AND NOTHING MORE.

SO I WENT THE FUCK HOME, TOOK A NAP AND FUCKING LISTENED TO SOME THE PIXIES. IT WAS SWELL.

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12 Comments

Aug. 22, 2009 | 5:21 PM TheTest says:

Was his name Ronan?

[ IrishGun ]

Aug. 22, 2009 | 6:29 PM Lost-Chances responds:

....I'm not sure. I remember the O'Conner part, but that's it.

Aug. 25, 2009 | 8:15 AM Sensationalism says:

I love you.

Aug. 25, 2009 | 6:32 PM Lost-Chances responds:

You love everyone.

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:03 PM TwilightFox says:

Cool.

And hi.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 7:21 AM Lost-Chances responds:

Alt?

ON MY USERPAGE?!

IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 3:01 PM TwilightFox says:

Still the same asswipe you've always been, eh? Figures.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 3:36 PM Lost-Chances responds:

Asswipe? No. I've heard enough shit about you to come to the safe conclusion you either fuck others around or you're an alt. Either way, I wish to never speak to you again.

Aug. 28, 2009 | 10:32 AM Lost-Wisdom says:

Pure poetry.

Aug. 28, 2009 | 8:30 PM Lost-Chances responds:

But yet something else entirely.

Aug. 28, 2009 | 9:17 PM rome-lherison says:

i think you post waaaaaaay to much

Aug. 29, 2009 | 8:44 AM Lost-Chances responds:

I think I post way too little.

Aug. 30, 2009 | 4:13 AM Sensationalism says:

I don't love everyone. For example. I don't love that guy who commented above me. Because he's black. lmao.

Aug. 30, 2009 | 8:52 AM Lost-Chances responds:

LOOKS LIKE THOU WILL BE LONELY FOR THE REST OF THEE LIFE!