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DEEP?
There's no such thing as a winnable war. It's a lie we don't believe any more.
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Comments
THROOOOOAAAAAATTTTTTTT.
hi, just checking that you got my last message
Last...Massage?
I collect peni. =3
O RLY?!
You have basically the exact same user page as this guy:
<a href="http://username.newgrounds.com/">http://username.newgrounds.com/</a>
Anyway, BEEP! =)
You can tell I got very lazy but didn't want to leave it blank.
This is Frank.. You've been acting weird lately... Since the.. accident... Just call me back, k?
Hokay.
Hay baby it's me. uhhhh, i think i left my panties over at your place! call me back, and we should do lunch some time!
Yeah uh....Is post good enough?
beep?
Beep beep beep.
Hey LC, this is....this is TITROTU. Anyway, about last night....I uh, couldn't control myself and I...uh, said some things...and did some stuff....to...uh....listen just call me back.
I still wouldn't forgive you for fucking my dead mother...
(>'.')> <('.')> <('.'<)
Yep.
Yeeeaaaaahhhhh.
I learned how to use this 'teli-fone' thingy.
I'm so proud of myself. :D
Teli-Fone? What is this weird device? Is it like an X-Box?
YA RLY.
13th comment?! You son of a bitch, bringing bad luck here to Newgrounds.
This is wacky man.
Not as wacky as a transsexual transvestite.
Think about it.
What was that sound!?
African-American stealing your television set.
Uhhhhhhhh Yeah Um The Dead Guys Starting To Stink Can You Pick Him Up Now???.................Thanks
Once You Learn That Every Word Doesn't Begin With A Capital Letter. When Will You Learn That..................You Know............Using More Than Three Full Stops Makes You Look Stupid And So Do Using More Than One Question Mark????
THINK YOU CAN HEAR PEOPLE TALKING AFTER THE BEEP?
MAYBE YOU' VE BEEN SMOKING TOO MUCH SKUNK, MATE.
TALK TO FRANK.
FRANK THE HEDGEHOG?!
kk
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Good girl.
So yeah, I was wondering if I could make an appointment? Word on the grounds is that you've got, er...LOVELY services. How much?
For you...About £4.50.
2 Thousand Fucking Posts Prior I was thirteen. I was really immature, god I sucked, I hated everything and I was a shit and I was fucking fucker fuck fucker fucking fuck. This is how I express my fucking emotions, fucking fucker fuck. I'm so filled with passion that it's breaking my keyboard as I hatefully push down each one of these fucking keys to write the word fuck over and over again, for fucks fuck. I fucking hate my fucking little self, for fucks fuck. Look at how many fucking posts I have, fuck. I can't even fucking stand it. Fuck.
>:(
>:(
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You can tell I'm very fucking angry right now.
You're so fucking cool.
Seriously though, why is it that every time a user reaches a significant post milestone the topic they make is just another generic "I hate you all"/"I've come a long way" thread? You ought to have at least tried something different.
Like what, try to be funny?
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Do I win?
Lost-Chances
Yes.