I BLED AN IRISHMAN DRY. - by Lost-Chances

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I BLED AN IRISHMAN DRY.

Posted by Lost-Chances - August 22nd, 2009

FOR MANY YEARS AND UNPROVEN REASONS, I HAVE DREAMED OF THE BLOOD OF IRISHMEN. WHAT DID THEY BLEED? I HEARD GUINNESS, I HEARD POTATO JUICES AND I'VE HEARD LIQUID GOLD. TODAY, I FOUND OUT.

I MET AN IRISHMAN TODAY, HIS NAME WAS JAKE, A LOOSE WORD CAME OUTTA HIS MOUTH, SO I STABBED HIM IN THE FUCKING LEG.

HE CRIED AND SCREAMED AS I HELD HIM DOWN, STABBY STABBY STAB, WITH MY PENKNIFE, I THEN GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OF COURSE REMEMBERING TO PAY THE TAB.

SO I LOOKED AT MY KNIFE AND FUCK WAS IT DARK. IT WAS THE BLOOD OF A DEMON. THEN AGAIN, IT WAS NIGHT SO IT WAS HARD TO SEE THE BLOOD OF THAT IRISHMAN.

I GAVE IT A LICK, THE POINT OF MY TONGUE CLEANING THE COLD STEEL OF MY KNIFE. MY THIS WASN'T FUCKING BEER! I YELLED WITH A RAGE. THIS FUCKING COULD PASS OFF AS VINEGAR AND NOTHING MORE.

SO I WENT THE FUCK HOME, TOOK A NAP AND FUCKING LISTENED TO SOME THE PIXIES. IT WAS SWELL.

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TheTest 2009-08-22 17:21:32

Was his name Ronan?

[ IrishGun ]

Lost-Chances 2009-08-22 17:21:32

....I'm not sure. I remember the O'Conner part, but that's it.

Sensationalism 2009-08-25 08:15:14

I love you.

Lost-Chances 2009-08-25 08:15:14

You love everyone.

TwilightFox 2009-08-26 23:03:53

Cool.

And hi.

Lost-Chances 2009-08-26 23:03:53

Alt?

ON MY USERPAGE?!

IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.

TwilightFox 2009-08-27 15:01:22

Still the same asswipe you've always been, eh? Figures.

Lost-Chances 2009-08-27 15:01:22

Asswipe? No. I've heard enough shit about you to come to the safe conclusion you either fuck others around or you're an alt. Either way, I wish to never speak to you again.

Lost-Wisdom 2009-08-28 10:32:30

Pure poetry.

Lost-Chances 2009-08-28 10:32:30

But yet something else entirely.

PlayTheGame 2009-08-28 21:17:52

i think you post waaaaaaay to much

Lost-Chances 2009-08-28 21:17:52

I think I post way too little.

Sensationalism 2009-08-30 04:13:09

I don't love everyone. For example. I don't love that guy who commented above me. Because he's black. lmao.

Lost-Chances 2009-08-30 04:13:09

LOOKS LIKE THOU WILL BE LONELY FOR THE REST OF THEE LIFE!

AngryBanana 2009-08-30 21:06:48

Why The Pixies?

Lost-Chances 2009-08-30 21:06:48

What? Have you got something against them?

AngryBanana 2009-08-30 21:30:24

Yes, they offend me deeply.

I know where my mind is.

Lost-Chances 2009-08-30 21:30:24

Pft, but you DON'T!

Ocean 2009-08-30 21:33:16

HEY. MUST BE A DEVIL, BETWEEN US, OR WHORES IN MY HEAD

Lost-Chances 2009-08-30 21:33:16

DEVILS ARE MAKE BELIEF. THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS BORN EVIL RED HORNED BEASTS. THERE'S ONLY SHAPE-SHIFTERS WHO HAVE AN EVIL AGENDA.

Ocean 2009-09-01 01:14:07

GIGANTIC, GIGANTIC, BIG BIG MOUTH.

Lost-Chances 2009-09-01 01:14:07

SO, YOU'VE HEARD OF THESE SHAPE-SHIFTERS EH?

Ocean 2009-09-02 00:09:01

MY FATHER WAS A SHAPESHIFTER, THAT WAS BEFORE THE... INCIDENT

Lost-Chances 2009-09-02 00:09:01

SPEAK MORE LADDY! THEIR NUMBERS ARE OUT OF CONTROL AND THUS THEY MUST BE STOPPED!